I trotted briefly over to the Louvre to have a little gander at Miss Mona. She's so popular these days that there's even a special protocol to keep her safe. She hangs alone on a free standing wall behind 1.52 bullet proof glass and kept at a temperature of 43 degrees (What with the menopause and all that). She also has her own wooden fence and visitors are held even further away by a rope ensuring nobody gets closer than a couple of meters away. This rule however does not seem to apply to Beyonce and JayZ who apparently also offered 50 cent to take her home.
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